After a long time of visiting the stable house, I decided to visit our father Habib in his monastery, which is his home and resting place.

I found him praying and counting his beads while looking at the sky and reciting, " I am your beloved father. I eat dates, cucumbers and raisins. I will tell you the story of Joseph, his brothers and the wolf.''

The people listened to him as he said: When my eyesight was strong like iron, I had a brother named Wadee, who used to kill the snakes and sing like a nightingale. He used to feel sad when he returned home at night because his neighbour's children cried from hunger and the lack of milk. So he decided to migrate. He traveled, worshiped and started to send money and medicine back home".

Then, our beloved father started singing " Oh night! how long will you last in our villages, cities and fields? I see the stars above Jerusalem's sky. There, next to the Aqsa, is the church of Virgin Mary and the Crying Wall. There are children as strong as iron. They got their strength from the power of the Lord. They believed that their rights are stronger than iron. Let the occupier understand the facts and stop his wars, which lasted years. The wars that made the heart bleed and uprooted the fig and olive trees even the ones belonging and loving to the prophets. When will the children sleep in safety and peace?"

The people said " Hallelujah" after our beloved father wished him long life. Then they invited him to a party where Wadee Alsafi, the owner of a pure and clear voice sang beautifully and melancholically," Oh neighbour, hang your key around the nail. Carry your stick and strike the ground before you fall down. " They repeated after him: " Rivers of honey not of onion." So the theatre curtains came down to hide a cockroach. The rat appeared alone on the stage and the key fell down from the nail.

At evening, I decided to go to the stable house of McGahsh and I safely entered in peace. I saw the secret agent sitting for some time and then stood up. There at the stable, all reports were written and all obstacles and hardship were planned.

The agent inhaled the smoke of his cigarette in his own way, kept the smoke for a while and exhaled with disfavour and disgust; exactly the same way as new generations are expelled from their Middle Eastern countries.

Then he proclaimed, in his own imagination, that he freed all Arabic countries from the east to the west. Then he cried out loud " Long live free Jerusalem Arabia".
After that, he felt tired, fatigued, and he rested listening to a musical record, which is neither made in Basra nor in Syrian Golan.

Then he slept beside his radio while the music was playing and his snoring kept annoying all the children and women of the World.

On the road to my home I saw our next master immam returning from the slaughterhouse, where he slaughtered sheep, camels and oxen. Then, in his grocery store he sold the goat meat to shake our bones and teeth.

Then he prayed saying: " Except of my Qahtani and Adnani being, oh of our identity and entity. I am mute just to protect my tongue.'' But sometimes I sang: " Long live my country with anguish and dedication.

Look in my incense burner, there is gum, spice and fragrances. I inherited this trade from my grandparents, who brought it from Iand and Sindh on their camels' backs."

That's what he sang with pride in the valley. The guide and others heard and repeated after him. Then they asked him: " When are you going to open your shop, our uncle and neighbour, Numan? When will we smell the incenses that make our heads spin , make us walk around at night like wretched slaves, and dance with our friends as well as make the sad ones happy and worship the merciful !"

But he did not answer. He gave him one recipe after another. He spoke to him about the benefits of eating bread and honey to remove the smell of the garlic and onion. Then he warned him about laziness. That's when the eclipse of the sun and the moon occurred.

Then, the customers came and made some promises that they did not keep. That's when the lightening struck but the rain did not come. Unfortunately, they borrowed money without acknowledgments, bombarded the area and ran away. They kneaded over their first knead, and then they disagreed with each other and diverted from the truth.

Oh Gassiness and Al-Numan don't kidnap the Chains' and Germans.
Leave them to live with our nation in peace and security.
Palestine will not return with yours sharp daggers and the songs of singers.
Or with the lectures of clergies, who proclaim after each prayer to kill the human
beings brotherhood and neighbours, or with their forgiveness to their God, when
they see the two are fighting, or with the protestations beside Kofi Annan's places, which are organized by the order of Sultan's shadow to protect his palace and garden.
Hence, the rooster proclaims your tribes to leave, ignore and avoid the retaliation,
and the behaviour and attitude of mice and cats.
To declare a day of forgiveness to save yourselves from the torture and dooms
of the Lord and to protect the homeland from the flood.
In addition, to leave the affairs of an earlier age and time in order to move forward
and t transfer to the era of humankind.

.ياغساسنة ويا آل نعمان: لا تخطفوا الصينيين والألمان

.دعوهم وذلك الشعب يعيشون بسلام وأمان

ففلسطين لن تعود بخناجركم الحادة أو أغاني الفنان أو بخطب المتدينين الداعين لقتل الإخوة البشرية والجيران بعد كل آذان
.أو باستغفارهم لربهم حين يرون اثنين يتقاتلان
.أو حتى بالمظاهرات أمام مقرات كوفي عنان والتي تنظم بأوامر من ظل السلطان من أجل حراسة قصره والبستان

.فالديك ينادي قبائلكم بترك الثأر وسيرة القطط والفئران وأن تعلنوا يوم غفران لتنجوا بأنفسكم من عذاب الرحمان وبالوطن من الطوفان

. ولتتركوا ليالي زمان وكان ويا ما كان لكي تنتقلوا إلى عصر الإنسان

After that I decided to visit our minister in his home, and I saw him riding on his horse, which is made from iron and wood from the Island of Abu Lahab.Our leader wanders around the city streets and old alleys.

He adds to the earth more pollution , which leads to various abscesses. After which, he goes home to balance his soul, thought and body.

He also thinks about the creator, the universe and humanity while listening to the golden tunes of Alatrsh , Abdel Wahab and Abdul Halim Hafiz.

He becomes more humble when he watches an Arabian film of a belly dancer such as Carioca. Then he rejoices when remembering the events of the dramatic era, and he recites from his book " I am your new leader.


I am from Eidead tribes. I am the one who comes once a year wearing my jewellery and my new clothes. I cook the food and I pray over it using the name of the arrogant and tyrant criminal , and I add to it flavour to be appropriate for my new neighbour and to let him bring me veal, makbous and haneed.

He then eats the meal with his guests after whom he thanks his God saying " Grant me a princess with a slim waist, tanned and with legs like that of an ostrich and who owns camels and horses".

God answered his prayers by giving him children, money, an iron horse and a tiger. He liked what he got except the tiger.

He started to fight with it until he himself became a tiger. He complained and then asked God for his forgiveness. He chanted, " God is great" then started to think deeply.

M.T. Al-Mansouri, Ph.D. has found the real causes of psychic diseases, and invented the MULTIPHRENIA, which most people are suffering from it .

An introduction to the story : Black Comedy from the Happy Land, a short story, tells us about the secret world of clandestine networks that operate by killing human beings and trafficking their organs to many countries, mainly Germany. Moreover, it explains how the criminals use deception to cover their own tracks.
Mohamed Adam, the slaughterer of the University of Sana’a, is one of the criminals. He became involved in this network through both the Yemeni and the former Iraqi regime security and intelligence. Both these organizations exploited Yemen as a place to obtain wealth, and for criminal actions. Some ministers and professors were involved in committing the crimes. These people work for Sana’a University and in both governmental and private sectors.

The issues of the disappearance of students and others continues to this day despite the execution of Mohamed Adam.

The author lived at the University of Sana'a for nearly a year and knew much about what is going on in the underground and in the minds of its intelligence. He followed and participated in the discovery of the crime with a Yemenite friend, who works in the administrative board of the University of Qatar. The author worked with some Sudanese consultants during the arrest of the assassin in order to push the issue in the right direction and to encourage the Sudanese to protect their Adam Mohamed, who is portrayed by the intelligence as both a killer and a victim.

Businessman sought after Martine Vik Magnussen's night at club ends in death

The moncitizenship is the new Canadian governmental task. The diplomatic lines of Republics of Yemen and Poland are non grata with their masks.

Black Comedy from the Land Of “Arabia Flex” by M.T. Al-Mansouri,Ph.D.

It started with a police rescue and deliverance. The rallied people and displayed public were shouting in a loud voice " Rescue the Sudanese from Yemenite enormous and harsh oppression because, he ceased and dragged him to a separate prison alone until his body became weak and feeble. O cats of the villages and cities of Sudan, stir up trouble against the Yemen's rats and mice, which they filled, occupied our stores, ruined completely all our expected future and made Mohamed to dress the shroud and covered with winding sheet. Then, glorify to the great Lord that either Sudanese or Yemenis people are in complete failure. Are the cheap governors will here and answered them?"

It's their evil atrocious crime; they identified Mohamed with the only brutal, murderous and killer. Hence, my response reaction is I carried the skull, which looks similar to him aiming to prevent the repetition and continuous process of an evil in the small country called Small Princess. But his hundred and thousand, who are semi to guardsmen, snipers and insincerity hypocrites uttered in a loud shout at me. In spite of that I was insisted to asked him, who named him Mohamed, and is he the only killer?

Then he told his visit story to the Pleasant Land, the county of councils to safe money and furniture. However; he become acted as autopsies and anatomist in the bodies and slaughtered violently alive people as he was commanded and demanded not only by influenced and controlled authorities but also by cannibalisms of humans and brides. He added he is not their only hero and knight's man.

In one hand, they added to him a descriptive name that he is looking similar to a chameleon. On the other hand, they gave to him the permission and consent to practice not only their inhuman ceremonial rites but also his cruel inhuman rites in the streets of that city, which its people are in catastrophes and affliction generation proceeding a generation.

Then in time, the delegation of the killer, murder, knight and victim came to negotiate and rescue his prey and wild man. After that, the delegation acted and treated with tribes' customs and traditions, so; they bring with them goats, cattle's and bulls armed with daggers and old swords.

As a result of this behavior, the judges, ministers and sheiks were in great pleasure and joy. Furthermore, they chanted to thank the delegation by saying: "Your goats and bulls are beautiful and adorable, they will not only reconcile and settle our disputes, resolve our retaliations, corruptions, scandals, stigmas and evil crimes, but also they will be our good examples to follow and enlighten our people. Moreover, they will be fictional for our nice theater's stages".

In addition, they ended the tragedy by their declaration that the gift of animals that the delegation offered is not only the good example of our cooperation and our mutual benefits but also for directing and to developing the individuals' and tribes' cultures and traditions. Like this the ruler of preys decided to fall down the curtain of his theater and to end the atrocious crime. While the public excited to deny and condemn the crime, and its' supporters . Then, the ruler executed Mohamed after charging him alone.

As a result of their traditions Mohamed rebirths , resurrects , incarnates and clones into Mohameds. Thus the atrocities are repeated daily before the collapse of the Great Dam of Marib.

Finally, the raven appeared, scoffed and put a curse of the black comedy of the ''Happy Land''.

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M.T. Al-Mansouri, Ph.D. has found the real causes of psychic diseases, and invented the MULTIPHRENIA, which most people are suffering from it.

M.T. Al-Mansouri, the Canadian has achieved Records in: passing obstacles; difficulties and examinations in Canada with its’ dynamic and statistic lands, jinis, people and angels, as well as with the international conspiracies, fasting, when he ate only one meal a day for four years. (2004-2008), patience, and writing on an electronic Arabic keyboard.

He is a Candidate for Guinness World Records in sending resumes for looking for job, when he sent 60,000 resumes.

M.T. Al-Mansouri,Ph.D., has discovered a new hidden media of the international integrated security systems of Semitic groups that works and advertises for violence, racism and illegal national and international transactions.

He is the creator of the new patent word “ SINROCENT” , which made from the two infixes, the sinner and the innocent. It is an additional word for English dictionaries and Encyclopaedias.

He is the owner of the patent to prevent the mad cows.

M.T. Al-Mansouri, Ph.D. also is the owner of the patent to promote senior’s and disable people problems and together them internationally.

Short stories: Worship
by Mohamed Tawfik Al-Mansouri
Shot stories: Science Fiction
Genre: Short stories
Format: Political and Religious Crimes
Sataire: Politics

Title: The Seven Wonders of the Modern Worships

Chapter 1. The House

In his house, religious ceremonies are conducted secretly and in an open and close manner in all directions. As for me, I was an innocent worshipper of God with sincere love and consciousness.

When I entered his house, the stocky sergeant imam mobilized all his magical powers and kicked me twice in the stomach and once in my testicles. I fell down to the ground in agony like two martyrs.

Then, he threatened me that he was going to close down two important ministries. I answered," Do not fear God, the creator of earth, sky, heaven and hell". He said, " We are only the criminals and torturers. We kill the happiness in the eyes of fathers and mothers".

I replied, " I want to see children play and be happy". He became arrogant and stabbed me twice. I screamed once and then again I tried to stand on my tired feet. I fell down with agony like Al-Hassan and Al-Hussein proclaiming the end of tyrants in a day or two. At night, he threatened to break my chest bones.

I told him that I favour spiritually expanding attitude (breast, heart, chest and mind), which implies perfecting the faculties of reasoning, feeling and understanding for receiving knowledge and making best use of it.

He recited from his scripture " We will break your chest bones, back bones, spit on you to humiliate you, and we will shake and compress you to obey us. If you obey us, you will reside the kingdom's valley, be a king and our dear friend. However, if you disobey us, you will be lost for a long time. That is my importance.

I give it to whom I wish and I take it away from whom I wish. I lower the noble and I raise the low and the sinner".

Then he got the order to sell his family, his conscience and his best friends as well as his partner, the son of the loyal and magnifique brother. Glory be to God in the mornings and in the evenings.